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This is how I’m spending my Valentines night.
Romantic, no?
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This is Boston …. and me, being retarded :P
My mum and I are totally hilarious when drunk she’s all
‘This is my daughter Rachael, she was conceived on a truck stop bathroom floor’
Then I’m like
‘Yeah, Thanks mum, it’s a wonder you can undo those zipper crotch panties with that hairy bush’
Then we fucking laugh and laugh……
I doubt I was adopted.
The boy I’m ‘seeing’ keeps staring at the moon and telling me when I’m going to ovulate.
Even though my period is chemically induced by the pill.
……Keep trying genius.





