rachiecandice

My lil sister, a friend and I, 2002.

Yep. I was 16 once.

My lil sister, a friend and I, 2002.

Yep. I was 16 once.

Picture my mum painted of me a few years ago.

Picture my mum painted of me a few years ago.

Day 3 of my flirting … Take notes, ladies.

Day 3 of my flirting … Take notes, ladies.

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This is how I’m spending my Valentines night.
Romantic, no?

My mother is babysitting my bird.
She’s so mean to me!

My mother is babysitting my bird.
She’s so mean to me!

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This is Boston …. and me, being retarded :P

My mum and I are totally hilarious when drunk she’s all

‘This is my daughter Rachael, she was conceived on a truck stop bathroom floor’

Then I’m like

‘Yeah, Thanks mum, it’s a wonder you can undo those zipper crotch panties with that hairy bush’

Then we fucking laugh and laugh……


I doubt I was adopted.

The boy I’m ‘seeing’ keeps staring at the moon and telling me when I’m going to ovulate.

Even though my period is chemically induced by the pill.

……Keep trying genius.

ME NAKED IN THE SHOWER!

Showing my new fingernails.

They remind me of Fred Flinstone.

ME NAKED IN THE SHOWER!

Showing my new fingernails.

They remind me of Fred Flinstone.